PeacefulAndTranquil

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
probablynothuman123
froborr:
“happylifewiththemachines:
“ danwasonfireonce:
“ gunslingerannie:
“ europeansdomusicalsbetter:
“   stockade:
“   You’re welcome
” ”
This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
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i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed...
stockade

You’re welcome

europeansdomusicalsbetter

gunslingerannie

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

danwasonfireonce

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

happylifewiththemachines

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

froborr

So would that make the gender neutral version of aunt/uncle “zeroth cousin once removed” or “first cousin negative once removed”? “First cousin once returned”?

cryptonature
cryptonature

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One day, your skull will be as empty as a conch shell on a fence post,

full of wind and gentle quiet.


Today, it’s a cauldron of ghosts.

Flesh and electricity.

Water and memory.

A machine that makes reality.


Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.

(From the poetry collection Love Notes from the Hollow Tree by Jarod K. Anderson.)

peacefulandtranquil

you could make this into a really good insult

concept poetry but you insult people ...wait thats just a diss rap