just got tumblr, best mistake of my life
You’re welcome
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bri'ish lad
just got tumblr, best mistake of my life
You’re welcome
This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.
i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice
When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”
So would that make the gender neutral version of aunt/uncle “zeroth cousin once removed” or “first cousin negative once removed”? “First cousin once returned”?
i have a post prepared but i fear that posting it will bring about the end times
if you wanna post leaks or spoilers about things that’s fine. just make sure they are viewed with consent. always make sure to have proper spoiler etiquette.
some people really like saying stuff like “oh (person a) really likes (person b) theyre playing hard to get” when (person a) stabbed (person b) 6 times because they coughed in the wrong direction
i am really cool
One day, your skull will be as empty as a conch shell on a fence post,
full of wind and gentle quiet.
Today, it’s a cauldron of ghosts.
Flesh and electricity.
Water and memory.
A machine that makes reality.
Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.
(From the poetry collection Love Notes from the Hollow Tree by Jarod K. Anderson.)
you could make this into a really good insult